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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Dog Chow Mein

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I brought my lunch."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

Hot dog.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Dogs of war.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."