Wet Dog Fan Gifts

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Garbage Piñata

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Animal immigration

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'