Hot Dog Fan Pillows

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

No littering...

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

'I hear they're really good.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"I brought my lunch."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

A complimentary biscuit

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"