Hungry Dog Fan Pillows

Dog's Sandwich

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'