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The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

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"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

'I hear they're really good.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"I brought my lunch."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

No Dogs.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Pets christmas tree

Dogs of war.

Dog's Sandwich

Hot dog warmer

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'There's been a number of complaints about the food.'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Sausage

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."