Hot Dog Humor Lover Gifts

A Guest For Lunch

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

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Dog on a Shelf.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Balloon dog training

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I hear they're really good.'

"I brought my lunch."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Get a life."

Dogs of war.

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."