Hot Dog Humor Gifts

...wait a minute. It's not really National Hot Dog Day?!

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Dog wearing a cone

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Of Mice and Men.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Honk if you love me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I hate it..."

"You're famous, Angus."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Balloon dog training

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."