Hook Dodgers Gifts

Worm running away from hook.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"FISH ON"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

Gone for Broke College

Hooks R Us.

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Please wait to be yelled at.

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

Worm eats the fish.

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Money falling down a black hole

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Worm hiding behind hook.

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Other Walks of Shame