Pothole Dodgers Gifts

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Trading Places.

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Worm running away from hook.

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'He escaped!'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

"It's our caseload management system...we just give them more cases until they collapse."

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Road Construction

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'