Hook Dodgers Mugs

Worm running away from hook.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

A Bloody Butcher

Fish talking about fisherman

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"FISH ON"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

Gone for Broke College

Hooks R Us.

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Whoever guesses which cup the college tuition is under, gets it."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Worm eats the fish.

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

Money falling down a black hole

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

Worm hiding behind hook.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

'It's not fair. You have classes and pep talks on selling and I have to resist all on my own.'