Heat Dodgers Mugs

'I hate summer and all that prickly heat.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

Fear of news.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

While you were out...

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Watch out for the low beams!"

Catching the Sun

Worm running away from hook.

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'To tell the truth I'm GLAD I missed out on partnership again.'

"I could never. Too much pressure."

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'Hope you had a good break...Welcome back!'

Liberation. You've removed your hypochondria mask. Is flu season over? Possibly for good. There's new research that shows that the warming of the globe is inhospitable to those @#$% flu bugs. The viruses thrive on cold weather. That might be why fly and head colds have been relatively mild. It's just wonderful. Of course, I still won't be shaking hands, or hugging, which are disgusting habits. And we'll all die when the planet overheats because we have no ozone. Are you sure you @#$ whining isn'

"I hate leg day."