Heat Dodgers Gifts

'I hate summer and all that prickly heat.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

Fear of news.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

While you were out...

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Catching the Sun

"Watch out for the low beams!"

Worm running away from hook.

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"I could never. Too much pressure."

'To tell the truth I'm GLAD I missed out on partnership again.'

'Hope you had a good break...Welcome back!'

"I hate leg day."

'This is just so like you. Always taking the easy way out.'