Rain Dodgers Gifts

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Giraffe Umbrella

Where Indian ink came from.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man showing in the rain.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Raining

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Weather channel.

Reading in the rain.

'Storm'

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

'You would have thought that after millions of years of evolution, we'd have a drain-hole...'

"High Pressure Area"

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Let's talk about the weather.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Rhino bird in the rain

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

Puddle Jumper

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."