Curfew Dodger Gifts

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Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would not be sympathetic.

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Uh-oh...I better get home. My dad's gonna want a good explanation for being late."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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Examinations.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

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"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

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"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

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"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

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'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

"I could never. Too much pressure."

'To tell the truth I'm GLAD I missed out on partnership again.'

'Oh and can my Mum gtake me - around in her 4x4 - Sir?'

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"