Rain Dodger Gifts

'He doesn't like getting his hair wet.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Health

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

Drones Unlimited

Dreaming of Summer.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

Winter depression.

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

"Accursed global warming!"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Leaking Art

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"You should have called earlier."

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

"I knew those drones were bad news..."