Rain Dodger Prints

'He doesn't like getting his hair wet.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Health

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Let's talk climate change.'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Dreaming of Summer.

Drones Unlimited

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Winter depression.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Accursed global warming!"

Leaking Art

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"You should have called earlier."

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."