Rainstorm Dodger Prints

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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Examinations.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

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