Work Dodger Prints

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Homework flavored dog food

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

'I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace.'