Bird Dodger Gifts

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird

Health

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

So you're a mocking bird...

The Fast Lane.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Is Driving Doomed?

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Nun Binning the Devil

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Let's talk climate change.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

The Demon's Disguise

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Skiing Accidents.

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Drones Unlimited

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

Dreaming of Summer.

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'That's the only way my bird dog can relax.'