Insect Dodger Gifts

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Fast Lane.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Nun Binning the Devil

"....and hold the garlic."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Health

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

The Demon's Disguise

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Drones Unlimited

"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Wasp being sprayed.

Winter depression.

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

City Island

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Lots of men squeezed into a small car.