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Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Fast Lane.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Is Driving Doomed?

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Nun Binning the Devil

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"....and hold the garlic."

Health

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

The Demon's Disguise

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Drones Unlimited

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

Winter depression.

"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Wasp being sprayed.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

I uncover dinosaur bones with this little dozer. It's powered by solar-charged batteries. Nonfossil fuel fossil fuel!

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

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