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'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

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Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

The Demon's Disguise

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"Accursed global warming!"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"

Love This Game.

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird