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The Demon's Disguise

Nun Binning the Devil

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Revenuers will be shot.

Drones Unlimited

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

You are here... ...Run!!!

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

Cycling Deaths

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Winter depression.

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"