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Winter depression.

L-L-L-L-Lobster Face!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The Fast Lane.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

The Demon's Disguise

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Are you listening to me?"

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

Drones Unlimited

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'