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Winter depression.

L-L-L-L-Lobster Face!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The Fast Lane.

Is Driving Doomed?

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

The Demon's Disguise

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"Are you listening to me?"

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'