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Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Nun Binning the Devil

Health

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

A drone laying an egg

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

The Drone Ranger

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

The Demon's Disguise

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

Giraffe of tomorrow

Mission: Carrot

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'Drone Santa.'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

"Accursed global warming!"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Winter depression.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

Drone check

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

Mountaineer dive-bombed by bird

L-L-L-L-Lobster Face!