Drone Dodger Gifts

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

Drones Unlimited

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Nun Binning the Devil

Health

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

A drone laying an egg

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

The Drone Ranger

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

The Demon's Disguise

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

Mission: Carrot

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Drone Santa.'

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

"Accursed global warming!"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Winter depression.

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

Drone check

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'