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THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

The Demon's Disguise

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"