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THERE IS A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE... WHERE IS THE CAT?

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

The Demon's Disguise

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"