Obstacle Dodger T-Shirts

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The Fast Lane.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Is Driving Doomed?

The Path

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

I don't like the looks of this next level.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"Are you listening to me?"

Hurdles with Steps

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

Drones Unlimited

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'