Tree Dodger Gifts

Skiing Accidents.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Fast Lane.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Is Driving Doomed?

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Nun Binning the Devil

Health

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

The Demon's Disguise

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Revenuers will be shot.

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Dreaming of Summer.

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"Thanks to the holiday-traffic avoidance kit I bought off the Internet, we'll be at the store and back in no time."

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'