Monster Dodger Gifts

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

The Demon's Disguise

Skiing Accidents.

Revenuers will be shot.

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

Winter depression.

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'It's thundering, dad. Can I get under the bed with you?'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'