Divine Dodger Gifts

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Okay - who leaked?'

Nun Binning the Devil

BLESS YOU

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Golfing with God.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

The Demon's Disguise

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Why god isn't listening...

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.