Divine Doodler Gifts

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Then on the Eighth Day

"We only got six days of funding."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

BLESS YOU

Wiping Out the World

Why god isn't listening...

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

"I'm going to give you the commandments in a minute, but first I wanted to show you this thing I drew."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Vincent Van Og.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Newton's cradle

Jesus Christ

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

God's Phone

Before Instagram

Dot to dot cave art.

"It's the quarantine cloud."