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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Then on the Eighth Day

"We only got six days of funding."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

BLESS YOU

Wiping Out the World

Why god isn't listening...

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

"I'm going to give you the commandments in a minute, but first I wanted to show you this thing I drew."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Newton's cradle

Jesus Christ

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

God's Phone

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

Before Instagram

List making as therapy.

Dot to dot cave art.

Selfie Man

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'