Divine Diyer Gifts

Power and the Glory tools

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

BLESS YOU

Witch Hardware

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Put it in writing!

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Why god isn't listening...

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'