Diyer Gifts

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"

'I see you're adding a patio.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

DIY expert.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Ikeasaurus

Power and the Glory tools

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Sunflower yellow

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'Disaster in the making...'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

I'm afraid we are talking more of a puce, than a genuine indigo!'

Punk painting his walls 'White with a hint of puke'

Bird basketball.

'I think people are starting to rely too much on teacher-supplied materials.'