Home Diyer Gifts

Wrong end of extension cord.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Ikeasaurus

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Witch Hardware

Man's best friend

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'I'm sorry your love seat project failed but at least it makes a romantic fire.'