Furniture Diyer Gifts

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"She does this when she's tired."

"We can't agree on a size."

Nick Offerman

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

DIY.

Escher flat-pack furniture

Introverted Chair

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

The Eclectic Chair

"I can't find the instructions."

The Upholstery Consultant

Super glue . . .

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'