Desk Diyer Gifts

'I think people are starting to rely too much on teacher-supplied materials.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Wow. Most colleagues I work with just use stress balls."

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Desk Request

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Office worker has Swiss office knife.