Digital Diyer Gifts

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

You've Got Nail!

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The Personal ATM

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Man and Machine snoozing

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."