Divine Diyer Pillows

Power and the Glory tools

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

BLESS YOU

Witch Hardware

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Put it in writing!

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Why god isn't listening...

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'