Festive Diyer Gifts

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Witch Hardware

Peas on Earth.

Christmas tree exchange

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Safe Christmas.

"Trick or treat?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I'm worried about burnout."

Scary Face at Window

Hit Me

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Masky Christmas!

Last of the Christmas presents.

Decorating the Christmas Tree

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree