Festive Diyer Mugs

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

Witch Hardware

Christmas tree exchange

Peas on Earth.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Trick or treat?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Safe Christmas.

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Last of the Christmas presents.

"I'm worried about burnout."

Hit Me

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Scary Face at Window

Masky Christmas!

Decorating the Christmas Tree

"You shouldn't have!"