Doggie Diyer Gifts

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

DIY expert.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

Ikeasaurus

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

Power and the Glory tools

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'I see you're adding a patio.'

Sunflower yellow

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'Disaster in the making...'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"