Accident-prone Diyer Gifts

Man Nailed to Wall

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'This is your lucky day!'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

DIY expert.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Power and the Glory tools

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

Sunflower yellow

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Disaster in the making...'

Roller blader with bandaged head

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

You've Got Nail!

Weekend Warrior

Punk painting his walls 'White with a hint of puke'

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"

'I think people are starting to rely too much on teacher-supplied materials.'

'Careful, it's double glazing!'