Boss Dodger Gifts

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

"We have an escape from cubicle 188. want complete lockdown. Tell security we have an unauthorized bathroom break."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

While you were out...

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

The Demon's Disguise

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Charlie Takes a Time Out

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"There! That looks better."

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."