The Bill-dodgers Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the bill-dodger in your life? Our collection celebrates the quirky, creative spirit with fun products that joke about avoiding bills and responsibilities. Whether they’re an artist, a freelancer, or just have a mischievous streak, these unique gifts will make them smile and laugh. From playful mugs to cheeky prints, find something that matches their sense of humor and creative vibe. Surprise them with a gift that’s as clever as they are!

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'...You haven't paid your cable bill' mockup

'...You haven't paid your cable bill'

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"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on." mockup

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

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"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder." mockup

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

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"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

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'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!' mockup

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

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Nun Binning the Devil

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"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity." mockup

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

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'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?' mockup

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

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IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

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'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.' mockup

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

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'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!' mockup

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

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The Demon's Disguise

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We'll pass on the entrees...

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'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.' mockup

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

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Why men hate shopping.

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Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.' mockup

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

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'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.' mockup

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

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'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.' mockup

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

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A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you." mockup

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

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"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?" mockup

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

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"Move over! - I just got the bill!" mockup

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

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"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer." mockup

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

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'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?' mockup

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

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"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically." mockup

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

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'Great news! Your father's got a job.' mockup

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

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"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work." mockup

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

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'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.' mockup

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

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'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...' mockup

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

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"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?" mockup

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

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'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'

'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!' mockup

'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'

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"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!" mockup

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

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"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

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