Bill Dodgers Gifts

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Is that an I.O.U.?'

'It's not my fault you forgot to pay the electricity bill! You'll just have to settle for beans on toast...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

We'll pass on the entrees...

Revenuers will be shot.

The Demon's Disguise

"You should have been here at eight!"

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

Why men hate shopping.

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."