Law Dodgers Gifts

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Revenuers will be shot.

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

Traffic Court. To be fair, he did pay his ticket.

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

'It feels oddly familiar.'

Dan was becoming increasingly lactose intolerant.

"Seems like just yesterday all we had to know was law and order."

'...You haven't paid your cable bill'

"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."

"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."

'It's not my fault you forgot to pay the electricity bill! You'll just have to settle for beans on toast...'

'Is that an I.O.U.?'