Law Dodger Gifts

Revenuers will be shot.

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Nun Binning the Devil

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

The Demon's Disguise

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."

"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"Baldo, remember our rules! No talking on cell phones during work hours!"

'One minute she was eyeing her hospital bill, and the next minute...'

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

"Joey, you're supposed to wash your hands before returning to work."

"Seems like just yesterday all we had to know was law and order."

"If my wife calls, I'm at the protest."

Spoilers

'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'