Badger Of Law Gifts

"Seems like just yesterday all we had to know was law and order."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.'

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

A smiling badger

When asked to show some identification,the policemen produced their badgers.

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

"It's non-negotiable."

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Revenuers will be shot.

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

"If it pleases the court, the prosecution would like to pet the defendant, too."

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'Permission to badger the witness, your honor.'

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'

If You Smell Gas.

'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'

Traffic Court. To be fair, he did pay his ticket.

'Sure, I'm a watchdog, but if somebody throws me a hot dog...you know what I mean, judge.'

'My dog ate my opinion.'

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

'I'm determined to find out how that blasted badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'Another One Bites The Dust.'

Law Dawgs